Fall for a flirt, and all you'll do is get hurt.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon.
cjbalmaceda: Just came back from watching it today and all I could say is wow. They did a really great job with the whole movie. I don’t want to spoil it so all I’m going to say is that there’s a TON of action, ton of comedy, suspense, and there are some parts that might make you cry. I know I almost did, haha. So, I highly recommend watching it, it made me feel like a little kid again! haha.
Be straight up with me.
hellangela: I don’t give a fuck if you hurt my feelings, just do it. To be honest, I’ll be even more hurt if you don’t tell me since you think that I can’t handle the truth in the first place. I don’t want you to sugarcoat every little detail and make me read between the lines. I have too many people like that in my life already and I hate it. Even if I don’t listen to you, I still want to know...
This year July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
rsteeeezy: keepcalmandgetbaked: NEED WEED MONEY! I want more mulaaaaa.
When someone takes a bad photo of you
xdaangmiss: Give me the fuckin’ camera!! or they will be like i deleted it already and you’re like
When I'm on my period, I have four emotions:
abellaa: Hungry as fuck: Angry as fuck: Sad as fuck: and lastly, Irritated as fuck = END OF THE WORLD. *And BLUNT af.
I find it cute.
When the person you like texts you goodmorning or calls you. Leaves you messages. Checks up on you all the time, just to see if you’re alright. Gets worried about you and everything. I actually don’t find that annoying. I know some people do feel suffocated. But I love it when someone does that. Keeps me smiling for days. It just shows, that you are thinking about me. That you care.
Reblog if you think your voice is unattractive.
the-yellow-van: risforrozie: Whenever l hear myself on videos or whatever I’m like: All the time -_____- I live a sad life :(
When Girls Say:
starswillshinetonight: “I don’t eat in front of boys.” and I’m just sitting there like:
Trying to decide which cup belongs to who.
kylafclemente: When I make decisions i know they’re wrong.. but I still do it.
Over-thinking ruins you. Ruins the situation,...
I don't like to rate people
lylido: I find it very rude to put a number on someone based on their appearance. It’s funny how some people who encourage others that everyone is beautiful in their own way would categorize them on a scale of 1-10. That’s pretty shallow to me.
VENTiLATI0N OF MY THOUGHt$: If you want my trust,... →
xfeminines0ul: And show me that you want it. That you want to be a part of my life, the good part. Because honestly, I’m done being too nice. Being a pushover. Being that person who was easily taken advantage of because they were too forgiving and understanding. Yeah, no. Because of that I…
I don't care if people hate me
93044: they just better have a good reason to
When someone whispers you a good secret.
kaylatuazon: iamkathlyn: unicorn-rains: Awwwww:D How cute :)
Reblog if you're the retarded friend.
tonguetiedtiffany: jamieshinnn: das me! Ayo Victoria. I think you should reblog this because me going around dancing with leaves on my hair doesnt mean anything.
I hate it when a bitch at the mall bumps into me...
Differences between friends & best friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…”
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
FRIENDS: Will go up to the guy you like and leave some good things about you
BEST FRIENDS: Will push you into your crush and yell "GET SOME!"
Playing freeze tag with the friends...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: You got the people that are never frozen: The people that are ALWAYS frozen The people that move even when they’re frozen And then theres me….. Submitted by poeticsexmusic
If a girl flirts with my boyfriend,
dangambar: I would leave it up to him to shut her down. I’ll let him handle it and I’ll expect him to tell that bitch to back off. If he truly loves me, he’ll tell that trick to back off. However, if she continues, best believe I’ll step in. I’ll handle that home-wrecker myself. That’s just plain disrespectful and rude. Shady, nasty, dirty, desperate whores.
jodaaay: Give me something unexpected, life’s getting too fucking predictable.
That Awkward Moment
kylafclemente: tumblr-funniest: WHEN YOU’VE ALREADY SAID “WHAT?” THREE TIMES AND STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE PERSON SAID SO YOU JUST AGREE LOL alwaaaaaaays
When someone asks you to do something and you get...
ohroshaaaaaan: itsfuxinboomboom: BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU. THIS! Fuck this. -___-